then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
They have beer where we have blood.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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