she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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