I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
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Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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