i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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