I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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