we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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