Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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