so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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