ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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