That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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