just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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