You're so nebulous sometimes
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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