Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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