This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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