you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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