first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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