I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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