I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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