Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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