glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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