Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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