carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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