You really coming over, don't trick.
Plan B is the new Plan A
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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