Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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