She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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