I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
