Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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