i need an iv and a liver transplant
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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