You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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