were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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