the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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