Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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