I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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