My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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