I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Randomize
