I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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