dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
What a dumb baby whore.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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