Kareoke will never be a sober sport
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
There r osticjed everywhere
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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