the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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