in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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