would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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