Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
