The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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