She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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