You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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