Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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