I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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