I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
ttyl tear gas
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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