Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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