im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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