she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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