You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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