He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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