Your dad touched me again.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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