sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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