I need help removing her.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my shit smells like andre
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
